The Technology of 1,000 Spoons
While Brandon was home this winter he was imitating a Coast Guard cutter on our frozen pond, whacking the ice …
Category Archives: Humor
Line ‘Em All Up
It gives me great pause to consider that President Trump, (if I had written that a year earlier, I would have typed LOL after Trump), enters the White House with infinitely more hubris than any predecessor, even without hearing as yet, Hail to the Chief.
Early in the Day of Cold and Green
These are the salad days of my son and daughters, my nephews and nieces, not that they are cold and …
Stolen Babies and Shallow Advice
I was holding Jude when I realized why I steal babies. We were at Jace and Carly Davis’ wedding and …
Kicking the Wickets with Yogi
I miss the elocution of Yogi Berra. He once said, “The future ain’t what it used to be.” Last night …
The Cruise of the Rolling Junk
I was ready to say, “One Provolone With”, which means give me one Pat’s cheesesteak with provolone cheese and fried …
Bona Fide Creative Plagiarist
Bernie Sanders is the grandfatherly hippie from a generation that is stealing Facebook from the young and dancing to the …
The Sound of Silence
“You are awfully quiet, are you ok?” That question was asked of me often in my youth. I replied aloud, …
Eggcorn genius
My friends from South Jersey are different than Okies. They eat hoagies instead of subs, dip their ice cream cone …
Blessed are the Biscuit Eaters
If you’ve ever wondered what goes on in the mind of an introvert writer, here it is. We like judging …
